actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via taxicar)

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via telapathetic)

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via mmmandelion)

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via hi)

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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(via voldesnorts)

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

(via taxicar)

A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’
A Wolf’s Thoughts (via rawkiss)

(Source: wolfstravelsinmind, via highesthigh-)

jetbag:

listen…i think its time x finds himself

(via whoredinaryboy)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

(via whoredinarygirl)

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(via whoredinaryboy)

abrotion:

"periods aren’t even that bad"

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subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

(Source: hatergrl, via whoredinaryboy)

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

(Source: funoux, via whoredinaryboy)

bloodphoenix:

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(Source: wamwanfood, via canihaveyourpizza)

rainbow-oasis:

jaime-s:

don’t mind eating my fruits if it came packaged like that

I like this

rainbow-oasis:

jaime-s:

don’t mind eating my fruits if it came packaged like that

I like this

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