18004206969:

i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?

(via tinitits)

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

(via tinitits)

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

(via hi)

eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

(via hi)

(Source: c-inismus, via born--for--this)

(Source: waltdisneysdaily, via whoredinarygirl)

rabioheab:

the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

(via taxicar)

mmmandelion:

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Aries is the kind of friend who….

all me especially the first one

All me especially the last one.

mmmandelion:

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Aries is the kind of friend who….

all me especially the first one

All me especially the last one.

(via okay)

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

(via hi)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via voldesnorts)

(Source: justmyphotographs, via j4wsh)

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars 

(via j4wsh)

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