my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

(via telapathetic)

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

(Source: queerhound, via fuckyeahbaseballpants)

wealwaysbreathe:

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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OH MY FUCKINg GOD

(via fuckyeahbaseballpants)

karemloo:

for everyone who has a shitty dad, i’m your new dad now. i love you so much and i’m really proud of you. you’re doing so well and i couldn’t ask for a better child. 

(via fuckyeahbaseballpants)

I want this so much right now

I want this so much right now

(Source: R2--D2, via 4kingdoms)

(Source: hippiesispunkz, via 4kingdoms)

knuffelvos:

wear your armor

whether it’s makeup, a band tshirt, your fandom pins, tattoos, jewelry, your favorite ripped pair of jeans, or something no one else can touch or see like your favorite song repeating like a mantra in your head, the sound of your own heartbeat, or the knowledge that you were brave enough to get out of bed today when everything else inside you said “no”

wear your armor and kick ass

(via fuckyeahbaseballpants)

(Source: cyphyy, via whoredinarygirl)

genderpizzapalace:

*NEWS FLASH*

trans people don’t have to be ‘passing’ to be valuable

trans people do not have to adhere to heteronormative standards of beauty to be valuable

trans people don’t have to look any certain way to be the gender that they are

and if you hold trans people to any sort of beauty standard, may you live long and never prosper

(Source: cosbysweaterparty, via fuckyeahbaseballpants)

morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

(via wellplayedoldchap)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via alwaystransitioning)

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

(via wellplayedoldchap)

al-the-stuff-i-like:

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

I reblogged this before and got an MRA anon about how “this is why we don’t need feminism” and I had to explain to his douchey ass that these are lyrics from Chicago

al-the-stuff-i-like:

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

I reblogged this before and got an MRA anon about how “this is why we don’t need feminism” and I had to explain to his douchey ass that these are lyrics from Chicago

(Source: redsuspenders, via fuckyeahbaseballpants)

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

(Source: sigurrossgeller, via fuckyeahbaseballpants)

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