zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via tinitits)

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

image

(via telapathetic)

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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via telapathetic)

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

(via telapathetic)

7ae:

package from american apparel ☺

(via whoredinarygirl)

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via okay)

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(Source: twitter.com, via thatdinah)

(Source: neogohann, via telapathetic)

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

(Source: todaunafriki, via wigwams)

wanksclub:

i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

(Source: wanksclub, via okay)

(Source: withoutyourwalls, via pression)

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